Bucknor : (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.
Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see bucknor
Pontingity : [ pont in gi tee ]
possession of firm principles: the quality of possessing and steadfastly adhering to high moral principles or professional standards !!!
Usage: You cannot question my pontingity in the game.
Kumble: (1) Possession of strict adherence to the gentlemanly sport of cricket,
(2) extreme self-righteousness and pomposity
Eg. “Only one side was playing Kumble in this match”
& “India always plays Kumble because we are so Kumble.”
Harbhajan: The combined medical conditions of myopia and memory loss
Eg. “I thought he was a monkey not a man and I forgot that I had been told about this before. It’s not my fault, I have Harbhajan disease.
Tendulkar: to petulantly take your bat & ball and sulk your way home
Eg “Harbhajan is innocent and I suggest that if he is not cleared we do a tendulkar and get the f… out of here.”